What the what is even what? No.

I have no idea.

March 20, 2014 3:33 pm March 18, 2014 10:39 am
daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)

daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.

Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.

If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.

Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.

And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.

You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.

GOOD LUCK ;)

February 26, 2014 4:07 am
llttlemermaid:

daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)

*SCREAMS* BEST. GIVEAWAY. EVER.

llttlemermaid:

daddyfuckedme:

IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!

Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.

Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $132 dollar Lelo Alia as well.

If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products.

Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.

And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.

You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.

GOOD LUCK ;)

*SCREAMS* BEST. GIVEAWAY. EVER.

(via rob-anybody)

January 28, 2014 6:25 am

Bi flash in the pan

Okay, honestly? I haven’t watched any of season 4 3b of Teen Wolf. After the disaster that was 3a, I figured hey, why put myself through that. I’ve been reading reviews, looking at gifs, etc, and have been surprised that it hasn’t been such an extreme clusterfuck as I expected! Yay. Maybe I will end up watching it.

BUT! What the hell Jeff Davis. Why the everloving fuck would you explicitly say a character is lesbian and that you are now changing her orientation to bi??(x) WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY SHE WAS BI BUT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS??! WHY WON’T YOU JUST GIVE US MORE QUEER CHARACTERS INSTEAD OF SWITCHING THEM AROUND FOR WHAT YOU SEE AS “REPRESENTATION” ???

BUT! Let’s pretend he never said that! I try to ignore most of what he says anyway, because most of it is bs (hello official tw tumblr q&as thank goodness we are rid of you). Let us imagine that Caitlin is bi, has always been bi, and never had her sexuality played with by a writer who doesn’t know the ages of his main characters or even what month it is. I feel much better now! YAY BISEXUAL LADIES HELLO! YAY Zelda Williams coming back to my television screen (ie computer in gifs as I don’t watch this ridiculous show anymore)! I’ve been a fan of her’s since Were the World Mine. She is lovely!! (She’s been getting hate, and that is extremely horrible. Please stop. Send your hate to DO’B for kissing HER as I would like to kiss her on her face, get away!)

BUT! Here is the thing. Having Ms Williams come back for ONE EPISODE does not representation make. I am ECSTATIC that there is a bi lady on tv! But if she is only there for 10mins and then is never seen again, that doesn’t fill your quota for queer representation no need to think about it again until next year. Is she ever coming back again? Or is this another one off character? I mean, at least she isn’t dead? That is a relief?

What would be even more of a relief is a character that wasn’t there and then gone again forever. GDI

ETA: if all this was just supposed to lead to canonically, explicitly stated bi!Stiles, then why didn’t it, and why can’t we just have her come back and be bros with him/make out with him/ladies

January 13, 2014 3:35 am

bhflint:

close-to-the-knives:

bornthiswayblog:

dblack77:

toujourscafe:

“Acting is not about being someone different. It’s finding the similarity in what is apparently different, then finding myself in there”

Can’t even explain how major my Meryl crush is.

One does not see a 30-year-spanning Meryl Streep post and NOT reblog!

(Source: merylstreeping, via scarletjedi)

November 5, 2013 5:06 am November 4, 2013 12:02 am

nighttimers:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

wow

Wait, HCA wrote the Little Mermaid as a love letter for Edvard Collin, who had rejected him and was getting married to a young lady!

(Source: erickavillongco, via ionaonie)

September 21, 2013 11:40 pm

askerquestioner

Anonymous: UM EXCUSE ME, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT "I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK". EVER.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

July 28, 2013 9:12 pm

fahrenheit-cosplay:

IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright all you carolcon goer’s,

To enter in for a chance to win a Captain Marvel character hoodie just REBLOG and spread the word! I will randomly draw a name on the 28th 10pm EST.

Also, I’ve final opened my Esty shop and will be taken custom orders.
Got a character you really wanna see?  Well follow the link and insturctions on the page before buying. Slots are limited as I’m currently working on She Hulk and my Winter Soldier, so get yours today at

https://www.etsy.com/listing/157785593/hero-hoodie-custom-order

(Source: mdavenger, via snowdarkred)

July 17, 2013 5:07 pm

ironychan:

OKAY FOLKS HERE’S HOW IT IS.

I’m moving in the middle of august, and as I try to sort out my stuff I have come to the realization that I kind of have a lot of fucking yarn.  I have more yarn than I will ever knit anything with.  I need to get rid of it but I can’t bear to just throw it out - it has to go to loving homes!  So here’s the deal: reblog this post before July 24th and YOU CAN WIN YOURSELF SOME YARN!  There’s everything from koigu to kroy socks!

RULES:

  • Only reblog once, please - it only shows up once in the list of notes and that’s what I’ll be picking the winners from.
  • I’ll ship to anywhere in North America
  • Please don’t request a particular hank or skein.  Random winners get random yarn.
  • There will be at least ten winners, probably more as I continue to find yarn secreted in random corners of my place.
  • Matching hanks will go to the same person.
  • Some of the hanks and balls are no longer very hanky or ball-ish because they’ve been in a hamper in my closet for a long time.
  • CAVEAT VICTOR: a lot of this shit has no lables!  I don’t know what it’s made of or how to wash it!

GOOD LUCK!