What the what is even what? No.

I have no idea.

May 6, 2013 12:39 am

Free Tee Friday!

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Since you’re all pumped up from your midnight screening of Iron Man 3, we wanted to dedicate this Free Tee Friday to Mr. Tony Stark himself!

Reblog this post by 10AM on May 13th for a chance to win any one of our Iron Man tees in your size!

Which tee is your favorite?

April 18, 2013 11:51 pm

six variations on the theme of coming out to people you’re already fucking.

gyzym:

one.

You wait on it for months, run your tongue over and over your teeth while you sit across from him: in cheap-tablecloth restaurants, in low-lit bars, in his mother’s house with your hands clasped together under the table. Sometimes your knee brushes the inside of his thigh while you’re making love and the faint sound of flesh on flesh leaves you so tender that you want to laugh, lighthearted, for ever having been scared to tell him — then you catch sight of the hard line of his mouth, the way every part of him gets colder when he thinks you’re not looking, and it ices you over too until even your throat feels chilled. You think sometimes that he is the love of your life except for this, this secret that creeps along your veins like ivy until you creak with every step, a settling house.

It trips out of your mouth one afternoon like an accident, like a slip-up, but it isn’t one. It’s as calculated as the way he drifts away from you, day by aching day so it doesn’t seem indecent, while you keep licking over the enamel of your teeth like it’ll erase every cunt you ever tongued.

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February 3, 2013 11:27 pm
Magic

Oh look, it’s a way to find all the clothing I’ve been looking for!! Perfect!

January 19, 2013 5:46 am
NEW SHOES!!! I AM SO EXCITED!

NEW SHOES!!!

I AM SO EXCITED!

5:12 am

palaceofposey:

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Well, if you’re not going to eat it, Gimli, he’ll just take it back.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

January 17, 2013 12:12 am
Leupagus: an(other) unexpected journey:

gyzym:

leupagus: Someone posted on one of the kinkmemes with the idea of Gandalf figuring out what the fuck bilbo’s ring was about wa-hey earlier
leupagus: and like instead of going to erebor, the whole company is like FUCK IT LET’S GO TO MOUNT DOOM
leupagus: which like
leupagus: …

Can Aragorn show up at some point in the dwarvian taking of the ring to mount doom?? Because he’s about 20… has just been told he’s Aragorn, not just Estel… just met Arwen… is heading south anyway to hang out in Rohan and Gondor doing GOOD DEEDS- SO! He MUST have to cross their path at some point, right????

12:06 am
flatbear: nolikereally: flatbear: If only you knew, Thranduil. If only you knew. I had some requests to draw an itty bitty Legolas to go along with itty bitty Gimli, so here you go. Don’t worry, he’ll grow into those ears. is that how it works will someone please find me a contagious dwarf It’s a very scientific process. Basically, baby dwarves are very sticky. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

flatbear:

nolikereally:

flatbear:

If only you knew, Thranduil. If only you knew.

I had some requests to draw an itty bitty Legolas to go along with itty bitty Gimli, so here you go. Don’t worry, he’ll grow into those ears.

is that how it works

will someone please find me a contagious dwarf

It’s a very scientific process.

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Basically, baby dwarves are very sticky.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(via gyzym)

December 17, 2012 5:16 am
n3vh33r4: n3vh33r4: Seasons Prints Giveaway! I finally got around to making some prints at my school, so I thought I’d have a little celebration for all my recent followers. Seriously, you guys are amazing, I feel very undeserving <3  I’ve never done one of these before so bear with me!  The giveaway will last until Dec. 17th  This giveaway is primarily for my current followers, but it’s not like i’m going to check everyone. So have at, if you’d like :’) You can reblog and like only once, but both count!!  umm…what else are rules for these things…hm… OH! Make sure you have your ask box open so I can message you if you win!! If you don’t have it open then I guess I’ll have to pick someone else!  Prizes: Two 8.5 x 11 prints of all 4 seasons and four individual postcard sized prints. 3 sheets of rainbow stickers!! I’m thinkin’ there will be 3 winners (picked with a random number generator), first place gets first choice and so on and so forth. Each winner will get a sheet of rainbow stickers <3 So um, yah! that’s it! Hope you all participate, and once again, thank you so much for all your love and support!! You all rock, seriously!!  Time’s almost up :)  I’ll figure out the winners tomorrow evening! 

n3vh33r4:

n3vh33r4:

Seasons Prints Giveaway!

I finally got around to making some prints at my school, so I thought I’d have a little celebration for all my recent followers. Seriously, you guys are amazing, I feel very undeserving <3 

I’ve never done one of these before so bear with me! 

  1. The giveaway will last until Dec. 17th 
  2. This giveaway is primarily for my current followers, but it’s not like i’m going to check everyone. So have at, if you’d like :’)
  3. You can reblog and like only once, but both count!! 
  4. umm…what else are rules for these things…hm…
  5. OH! Make sure you have your ask box open so I can message you if you win!! If you don’t have it open then I guess I’ll have to pick someone else! 

Prizes: Two 8.5 x 11 prints of all 4 seasons and four individual postcard sized prints. 3 sheets of rainbow stickers!!

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I’m thinkin’ there will be 3 winners (picked with a random number generator), first place gets first choice and so on and so forth. Each winner will get a sheet of rainbow stickers <3

So um, yah! that’s it! Hope you all participate, and once again, thank you so much for all your love and support!! You all rock, seriously!! 

Time’s almost up :) 
I’ll figure out the winners tomorrow evening! 
December 14, 2012 6:48 am
daunt: Oh my god okay so. I was a silly silly person and listed my Snark Nerdy To Me and Sugar Puppy giveaways AS giveaways in the tag.  This means I can’t pull all the blog names from the reblog list…  Seriously I am SO SO sorry guys. :(  I can’t believe I did that!  I can’t come up with a better way to make it up to you than this so…I redid the giveaway w better prizes? (Tah dah?) 3 winners will receive: One bag of the Tea Wolf tea Sugar Puppy (vanilla oolong, caramel, rooibos caramel) One bag of the Tea Wolf tea Snark Nerdy to Me (artichoke green, rhubarb green, hibiscus) Rules: The giveaway prize is limited to US residences ONLY.  The main giveaway is for US residents only BUT if you are an international customer I (daunt) will send you a pouch of this blend and mail it myself. So if my first drawing is an International customer I will contact them and then draw a second US customer for the main giveaway.  In short. US &amp; INTERNATIONAL participation is OKAY. Reblog it once! Likes don’t count! The contest ends on December 18th, 2012. The winner will be chosen randomly from all entries. I will contact the winner VIA EMAIL PROVIDED ON FORM once the contest ends and they will have 3 days to get back to me with their address. Again guys I am so sorry. This should go more smoothly though and the other giveaway isn’t going to have the same problems! :) Edit: Fixed the incorrect date while sobbing over my levels of fail with this giveaway, ilu ilu why Edit 2: Removed Raflecopter because they don’t work. YAY?  Yay. *sob*

daunt:

Oh my god okay so. I was a silly silly person and listed my Snark Nerdy To Me and Sugar Puppy giveaways AS giveaways in the tag.  This means I can’t pull all the blog names from the reblog list… 

Seriously I am SO SO sorry guys. :(  I can’t believe I did that!  I can’t come up with a better way to make it up to you than this so…I redid the giveaway w better prizes? (Tah dah?)

3 winners will receive:

Rules:
  • The giveaway prize is limited to US residences ONLY.  The main giveaway is for US residents only BUT if you are an international customer I (daunt) will send you a pouch of this blend and mail it myself. So if my first drawing is an International customer I will contact them and then draw a second US customer for the main giveaway.  In short. US & INTERNATIONAL participation is OKAY.
  • Reblog it once!
  • Likes don’t count!
  • The contest ends on December 18th, 2012.
  • The winner will be chosen randomly from all entries.
  • I will contact the winner VIA EMAIL PROVIDED ON FORM once the contest ends and they will have 3 days to get back to me with their address.

Again guys I am so sorry. This should go more smoothly though and the other giveaway isn’t going to have the same problems! :)

Edit: Fixed the incorrect date while sobbing over my levels of fail with this giveaway, ilu ilu why

Edit 2: Removed Raflecopter because they don’t work. YAY?  Yay. *sob*

November 29, 2012 3:02 am
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poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

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Those two gifs were well-earned.

what the flying fuck was that? 

MAX RAABE!!!

I saw him in concert! It was basically a religious experience.

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