What the what is even what? No.

dilfosaur:

wibblywobblycas said: BUTTS

Anonymous asked you: got any drawings of butts?

Anonymous asked you: Could you draw the Avengers having a car wash and/or bake sale to raise funds for new gear/outfits?

mutatedmusings asked you: ok if you’re still taking requests how about agent coulson and tony admiring steve’s ass???

thor and hawkeye are awol because i literally spent all my energy drawing a butt

sirona-gs:

hellotailor:

MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.

Been my head canon forever. About Canton and his husband coming home one rainy night, hearing a strange noise behind the dumpster by their flat, and finding a small, bedraggled boy, around seven or eight years old. And of course they’d bring him home with them, and dry him, and make him take a bath and warm up, and dress him in too-big pjs. And Canton’s husband would worry, and find it hard to go to sleep, and Canton, because he’s badass like that, will still be awake when Phil (they’ve only just managed to get that name out of him) wakes up on the sofa, gets up and changes back in the filthy clothes that Canton’s husband had bundled up and shoved in the bathroom, to be thrown out in the morning. And Phil is a tough kid, okay, he knows how the world works, he knows there’s no way these two kind people will let him stay; it’s better to slip out while he still can, before they’ve called anyone. Of course, he hasn’t bargained for Canton Everet Delaware III and how much Canton loves his husband, who is a sucker for lost causes and underdogs. :’)))))))

I…. may have thought about this a time or two. Er.

#thissssssssss #someone give to me #shield’s bring-your-dads-to-work day #and no one has ever seen phil look this proud when he shows his dads around #and steve gives them both a handshake that’s more like a salute than anything #because he knows better than the rest how tough interracial gay couples had it back in the day #(he had the howling commandos after all and no one can tell me the french guy and the linguist weren’t boyfriends) 

(Source: space-bees, via queenklu)

dryvodkamartini:

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AGENT COULSON.

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(Source: morethanpotter, via therealfoxxcub)

norgbelulah:

AU: in which Clint’s been through more military therapists than he can count but it’s not until he’s sent to Phil Coulson, that he finds someone he can truly open up to.

UUUUGH.  STOP IT.

<3

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(Source: justmybones, via fuck-it-fire-everything)

lady-writes:

sirona-gs:

exfatalist:

sirona-gs:

spoonful-of-glee:

Coulson is my favorite. Forever

Phiiiillll ♥

OH SNAP!

Tony, you just got Coulson’d.

(Because “Philled” sounds a little dirty.)

Barton gets Philled. Regularly.

REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENTS. BECAUSE I CAN’T EVEN ANYMORE. WHAT IS THIS FANDOM DOING TO ME.

DAMMIT FANDOM, STOP BEING AWESOME

:DDDD

(Source: downeysjuniors)